The Third Eye View
by Kyle Park
Everywhere we look today, from the headlines to the sidelines, we are constantly reminded of how American culture and society is on the rapid decline. At the heart of this tragedy is the erosion of some of our most cherished beliefs and beloved traditions. As of late, there is a war raging in our homes and communities against the most fundamental human tradition of all: marriage.
It seems today that one can’t turn on the television or scan the headlines without hearing of another heathen state throwing a sacred marital tradition out the window in favor of allowing the homosexuals their basic human rights. That, my fellow Americans, is the fuel that will burn our great nation alive!
Let us now examine why this mockery of “marriage” between two consenting adults is sending our country spiraling to a fabulous rainbow-colored Hell.
First off, gay marriage is not natural. That’s right, just like eyeglasses, airplanes, or chemotherapy, we must resist anything and everything that is not of the natural state. Why? For those unnatural abominations simply threaten the very fabric of our civilization! That’s why I’ve personally shunned the callous corruption of Colgate toothpaste, the iniquitous impurity of bacon ice cream, and – most importantly – the decadent depravity of doctors and donuts! Am I bleeding internally from a number of untreated intestinal infections and aberrations? Yes. But am I treating the natural course of human life with respect? Damn straight (no pun intended, ha-ha)! In short, how dare we promote the artificial over the biological, to invite the wrath of the natural world into our created American lives? Let us turn not to homosexual evil, but rather towards the natural fluorescent lights of Walmart and Starbucks and Silicon Valley, those pure Americana values of our great nation!
see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives
While I was sleeping, this went viral.
The Colors of India
“There are some parts of the world that, once visited, get into your heart and won’t go. For me, India is such a place. When I first visited, I was stunned by the richness of the land, by its lush beauty and exotic architecture, by its ability to overload the senses with the pure, concentrated intensity of its colors, smells, tastes, and sounds. It was as if all my life I had been seeing the world in black and white and, when brought face-to-face with India, experienced everything re-rendered in brilliant technicolor.”
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